notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

image

where the fuck did the laptop go

mishandjen:

~*~that boy is a bottom plays in the background~*~

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

tbiamaryllis:

northernmind-southernheart:

The american sex education system.

Why are you laughing at me

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

"you had such a thirst for knowledge; and now school has ruined that."
– something that someone said to me recently and I think about it a lot. (via writerings)
johnny-fucking-appleseed:

thissongsacurse:

This is how I imagine genderfluid people

This is exactly how genderfluid people work.

johnny-fucking-appleseed:

thissongsacurse:

This is how I imagine genderfluid people

This is exactly how genderfluid people work.

"Is your older brother hot"
– Ancient proverb (via jandjob)
jimbooow:

this is what I’m missing tonight

jimbooow:

this is what I’m missing tonight

iwandereverywhere:

heysammy:

time and time again merlin tried to drown himself in the lake just to eternally be united in death with his king, his friend

and time and time again, right when his eyes closed and he was about to slip into blackness, a pair of hands would push him to shore.

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day